18 years later and I still like too much eyeliner. Somethings never change.
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
i would sell my soul to look like that in a bikini
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
"Always believe people about abuse" sounds like a good rule but it isn’t.
It is really, really important to remember that abusers often accuse their victims of abuse.
Happy one year stripper-versary to me!! On this day last year I made the eventful trip to Spencer’s where I bought ridiculous cotton Ouija board lingerie (aka nightie), and felt beyond exposed wearing it.
At this time last year, nudity baffled me. Now it just seems normal, expected.
At this time last year I thought sex work was demeaning. Now i know that stripping is one of the most empowering jobs I’ve ever had.
At this time last year, I constantly thought about my non-stick-thin figure and believed beauty was inversely proportional to fat. Now, I’m in love with my body and my curves.
At this time last year I was exhausted from working 40 hours a week in retail, while attending school full time, and yet I was constantly broke. Now, I can work two shifts and pay off my monthly rent.
This time last year, I was certain in my identification as straight. Now, I realize that sexuality isn’t so concrete (boobs are amazing, whether they’re on my body or another sexy lady’s).
This time last year I thought strippers were catty and self absorbed. Now, when my car breaks down at 3am and I’m stuck, I know there are 10 girls in my phone that I could call and they’d drop everything to help; when someone tries to start shit, I know I have ten girls ready to take my back at a moment’s notice; now, I rely on my coworkers not only for friendship but for guidance, wisdom, and solidarity.
And thank you to all the tumblr stripper queens who provide knowledge and support to baby strippers. I would never have been successful if it weren’t for all your tips and encouragement. I love our fucking community more than I believed I possibly could a year ago.
I’m so proud of you babe, you’ve done so much :)
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that